Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bum She always gets the number's right, she's got me into maths I'll take away her pants and add my corey to her gash CHORUS: The Bedford-born Cambridge graduate soon earned a reputation as a brainbox, coming up with speedy solutions to the show's number puzzles, which frequently stumped the contestants. She shrank from a size 14 to a size eight and binned her trouser suits for more glamorous dresses. Vorderman's comments followed the duo's criticism of the strapless mini dress she chose for the Baftas in The role was, in the opinion of BBC management, a conflict of interest. Carol Vorderman at the Baftas in Over the last few years, she has launched several Sudoku products, among them a brain training game called Carol Vorderman's Mind Aerobics, and a video game for the PlayStation 2 Her advertising career landed her in trouble again earlier this year, when debt charities called for her to stop promoting First Plus, a lender that offered debt consolidation loans. By this time, Vorderman's career had blossomed beyond her role in "numbers corner". I have bucket loads of energy and I love the effect it has had on my skin and my face. Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bum She always gets the number's right, she's got me into maths I'll take away her pants and add my corey to her gash CHORUS: After her contract came to an end, the star decided not to renew her association with the company. Oh, Carol, when I see you on 'Countdown' I have to pull my pants down And pop a finger in my brown When she multiplies I unzip my flies Then when she divides I put my hand inside And then when she adds, I whop out my knob and 'nads Then when she subtracts I perform a sexual act Carol's really glamorous, she wears the latest stuff She's fit for 40 something and I want to doink her muff She tells you the target but it is my goal To one day divide her flaps and then square root her hole I've loved Carol Vorderman since I sometimes like to lurk around the bottom of her drive I sometimes like to follow her when she goes to the shops I sometimes open up her drains and examine her plops I met her once and told her that I was her biggest fan She signed me an autograph and put it in my hand But at that point I felt a little throbbing in my gland I realised I was ejaculating in my pants Over Carol Vorderman, Carol Vorderman While advertising revenues continue to fall and viewers migrate to digital channels, presenters could face some tough times as television companies tighten their budgets.