We're trying to stick to an officiated scoring system hear and if this Lindsay Lohan sex tape is genuine then we need answers or else the whole thing will be in jeopardy. Bugger off, that's just about the least sexy thing we've ever heard of. And we're actually hoping it is a fake. It was reported that the pictures are from a mobile phone video filmed by Best, which he then sent to friends and has since been put online. And who are we to disagree with evidence like that? Does the Lindsay Lohan sex tape count as taking place in the year it was recorded or the year it was released? Although the reports of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape are based on just one blurry frame of a woman who looks a bit like Lindsay Lohan doing a blowjob on a bloke who might be Calum Best, that's still enough for everyone to confidently assert that a Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists. Also, if the Lindsay Lohan sex tape is real then we should really let her know that there are methods to stop yammering on about yourself that don't involve shovelling a cock into your mouth. That's right — it looks as if Lindsay Lohan's gone and got herself one of those new fangled sex tapes. One website quoted a source saying Lohan is 'freaking out because she can't remember it being filmed'. Now the latest celebrity must-have seems to be video evidence that some dude's jizzed inside your mouth, which admittedly is a little less practical for formal red carpet events. For all anyone knows it might be a Meg White sex tape -style hoax. A day after the Kristin Davis blowjob pictures were revealed and a couple of hours after those naked pictures of that woman we've never heard of were revealed comes the most high-profile possible celebrity sex tape of them all — the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. March 24th, By Stuart Heritage Lindsay Lohan got a huge career boost when she went topless for a magazine, so just imagine the boost she'll get from a video of her with her gob wrapped around Calum Best's dirty fudgestick. In a highbrow publication? Oh, actually, wait, the answer's in the question.