This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits. Unfortunately, as of , this popular site seems to be gone forever. You also need luck: Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you. The bottlenose dolphin's vagina, seen here in gray, contains a number of intricate folds and flaps which the male's penis red must navigate if he is to deposit his sperm as close to the egg as possible. Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. They have sex all year round even when they can only conceive for certain periods of the year. One thing to note. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous "anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised. It seems like the sky is the limit. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. To do the first, you need to look at their head males have a fatter, rounder head , or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail.